Ear Candles? Sure, Why Not

I just thought I'd dedicate my next update to my new experience with ear candles.

At first, I was terrified that I was going to get burned when I watched a video on exactly how to use these medieval cleansing tools. Then, Sean lit one on fire and dropped hot wax on my shoulder/chest. Did I back down in agony? Shit no. I set that mother effer up in my ear and let it burn. Then, I put the remainder out in a bowl at the "stop here" point... Then... I cut it open. So much disgusting stuff got pulled out of my ear that even I gagged. And, that's saying something.

That was my first experience with any kind of body cleansing other than showers and the occasional fast. And by occasional, I mean that I fasted for two days once.

Sean was lovely enough to pick up a women's full body cleanse kit for me. For those of you who don't know, I always make Sean research things like that before we buy them. He's much better at it than I am. I get overwhelmed and end up picking something cheap that sucks ass with regard to quality. Anywho, I plan to begin that little box of clean tomorrow. Be prepared for me to talk about my poop for the next seven days, because that's all anyone talked about in any of the reviews I read about every body cleanse I looked into before delegating the research to my wonderful husband.

Other thoughts of the day:

I suck at my job because I hate it. Time for a change.

I found a cute dress that I'm goin to wear as a bridesmaid. My lover girl bride gave her bridesmaids paint swatches to match any reasonable and appropriate dress to. Freakin brilliant, right? So, of course I set out to create my own work of art for the special day. And I still plan to attempt it. However, I know I fall victim to procrastination like nobody's business, so I decided to look at a few stores while Sean and I were out last night. First store, first dress, and I found my backup. I'll continue to look, but this one is something I can definitely live with if all else fails. I just fit into an 18, so I bought an 18 and a 16. I'll return whichever doesn't fit properly right before the wedding. I can totally lose 1-2 sizes in the next 60 days. Monday is day 1 of my 21 day kickstart and my exercise regiment. Wish me luck.

Finally, I just want to reveal that I'm about to go practice engagement ring photos for an upcoming shoot I have with my darling bride to be and her man. Also, I'm wearing a strapless dress to try to get some tanning in. I'm currently translucent. Oh, and Shuffles is coming, too. Even though he's going to rip my eyes out and be miserable in the heat. He'll thank me later...